Got a box full of PEZ,
Think you might like to see
Some dispensers you might like to have,
But they all belong to me

Wish I had a lotta money,
'Cause that's the way it should be
To buy all the dispensers,
On Ebay I see

I just can't find the time
To organize my PEZ
The way I want it be

Then I’d let you see my PEZ
And you’d still be my friend

I got a lot of PEZ dispensers,
In my china cabinet
Some gifts that are duplicates,
But I’m not given 'em back

I wish I had a lotta new ones,
'Cause that's the way it should be
For all these new dispensers
Are enticing me

Just can't find the time
To buy all the PEZ
That I really do need

You'll come see my PEZ,
And you’ll still be my friend

I can't find the time
To organize my PEZ
The way it really should be

Just can't find the time
To buy all the PEZ
That I really do need