The first rule about Milk Club is you do not talk about Milk Club
So I tried to join this milk club today, you know, to put some civic involvement on my resume, and I tell you what I was disappointed to learn that they don’t even have any meetings or board members! I would have made an awesome treasurer.
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GREAT title!
Posted by: boywonder | September 13, 2008 12:19 AM
dont let lack of organization hold you back. Volunteer! Helping to keep those cow's udder skin supple is a good place to start.
Posted by: baci | September 13, 2008 07:41 AM
I remember when they ran this promotion where they put "Legendary Coaches of the NFL" on the side of the carton. I was standing in line at the grocery check out one day and this guy behind me looked at my milk and said, "How long has Bud Grant been missing?"
Posted by: Tim K | September 13, 2008 02:30 PM
why is milk printed backwards on the cow's bottle there?
Posted by: jmcc | September 13, 2008 03:55 PM
i would have made an awsome supplier.
Posted by: dawn | September 13, 2008 04:48 PM
Milk is printed backward so you can read it in your rear view mirror as the cow approaches.
Posted by: dr thunder | September 13, 2008 07:31 PM
Was that too obvious?
I don't know, I haven't been sleeping well, I'm a little off my game. Sorry for interrupting.
Posted by: dr thunder | September 13, 2008 07:35 PM
I was once a member of a milk club. Sigh. For some reason the cow standing up gives me the creeps. Might have to do with the udders or something. I dunno. I'm a little drunk.
Posted by: Sherman | September 13, 2008 09:01 PM
Milk is printed backward because that isn't a cow -- it's Satan.
Posted by: Barrett | September 13, 2008 09:04 PM
Uh, that cow has horns, which makes it a steer (male). Which makes the udders 4 penises. Thus, creepy.
Posted by: vicarious | September 13, 2008 10:18 PM
The glass bottle is empty and the reverse "Milk" is on the opposite side.
Posted by: huitz | September 13, 2008 11:26 PM
"In some breeds both sexes have horns, such as the Danish Red, White Park, and the famous Texas Longhorn. But in other breeds neither gender has horns like Angus, Polled Hereford, and Red Poll. Lots of times, the animals have had their horns removed."
Posted by: Local Cow Expert, Or Not (I'm just saying) | September 14, 2008 12:20 AM
There is no cow.
Posted by: tamara | September 14, 2008 08:43 AM
All your comments are udderly ridicu...nevermind
Posted by: -Berv | September 15, 2008 12:13 AM
The backwards writing actually says "Paul is dead."
Posted by: magus | September 15, 2008 09:28 AM