A few lines composed on the way to the MSP airport at 4:30am V.2
There once was a girl from Milaca
Who had a gigantic cloaca
She dated a man
Hung like a beer can
Who's randy and wants to attack ya.
(apologies to Slim Goodbuzz's Perverse Verse)
For victims of the Missouri flood:
All you’ve gathered gone.
All you’ve worked for
reduced to (maybe) an insurance check.
Photographic memories non-renewable.
Everything dirty, soggy – a breeding ground for mold,
fit only for a heat-producing, carbon-reducing bonfire.
Did you have a chance to save anything?
There’s always low prices at Wal-Mart,
but even they can't replace your Grandpa's old guitar...
Comments
I love Milaca! Great Dairy Queen. A shame when 169 was altered...
Posted by: clip | March 21, 2008 11:20 AM
I had to look up cloaca. In hindsight it was a bad move. Some things are better left in the dark.
Posted by: Chris | March 21, 2008 03:08 PM
It just gets grosser. From the Wikipedia "cloaca" entry:
"Birds also have sex with this organ, this is known as a cloacal kiss."
Posted by: funkenschutz | March 21, 2008 03:34 PM
A persistent cloaca is a complex anorectal and genitourinary malformation, in which the rectum, vagina, and urinary tract meet and fuse, creating a single common channel.
Posted by: Buttonhead | March 21, 2008 06:27 PM
you should be apologizing to all of us, berv, not just slim goodbuzz...
Posted by: dawn | March 22, 2008 07:52 PM