Operation: Total Freshness
Mr. Nice's campaign to restore Duluth's dignity continues to gain momentum in spite of the political dog-and-pony show that occurred yesterday. As a part of the Mr. Nice Campaign's environmental freshness pledge, everyone with loser candidate signs in their yard is encouraged to recycle them - by giving them to the Mr. Nice for Mayor Campaign. Rework them yourself, or, email us that you have a sign to donate. But certainly after today, there should be no Gilbert, Bye, Bergson, Socha or Faye signs anywhere in town, unless they have been repainted to say "Mr. Nice for Mayor." Email [email protected] if you have sign/s destined for the garbage we can come get, or that you have stolen for the candidate. Or, repaint a sign yourself and bring it to Washington Studios for the November 3rd art opening/ultimate campaign rally. All DIY signs will be displayed as art and the winner takes home a CASH PRIZE. And never forget, beneath the cobblestones, the beach!
Official campaign site.
Comments
Can you bring freshness to Emerson's basement?
Posted by: vicarious | September 12, 2007 08:05 PM
Sir, we are fairly awash in freshness. I would think Emerson might be fertile ground for our campaign's message.
Posted by: The Candidate | September 12, 2007 08:36 PM
We would appreciate details before you earn our vote.
Posted by: vicarious | September 12, 2007 08:45 PM
Oh, you mean THAT kind of freshness. Perhaps a mop? Astroturf and a couple sticks of incense? Somebody throw me a bone here.
Posted by: The Candidate | September 12, 2007 09:11 PM
We are beginning to suspect that your claims of freshness are empty. If you cannot intuit the type of freshness we require, how are you to lead us on the path to True Freshness? Or is this all just a bunch of hooey?
Posted by: vicarious | September 12, 2007 09:21 PM
What is this, the 'Freshness Challenge'? Whether you're talking about throbbing beats, flaming drums, giant doohickeys or simply swabbing the deck so you can feel confident and secure, my campaign has got the freshness! Did you not see that we've just unleashed Operation: Total Freshness ?
I assumed you were talking about 'New Freshness' but then it sounded like maybe you were using the bargain brands.
My campaign represents the final frontier of True Freshness.
Posted by: The Candidate | September 12, 2007 10:04 PM
Since Mr. Nice is a puppet, I can only assume he is talking about Crescent Freshness.
(let's see if anyone catches that reference)
Posted by: HolyDiver | September 13, 2007 09:05 AM
Don't be fooled by Mr. Nice's claims of New Freshness or Total Freshness!
We each contain the seeds of freshness, we don't need no stinkin' puppet for it.
There are a 1,000 points of freshness.
Posted by: torch | September 13, 2007 02:02 PM
So, embrace the freshness within?
Posted by: vicarious | September 13, 2007 02:28 PM
Does freshness come from a break-open tube?
Posted by: Mrs. G | September 13, 2007 10:10 PM
"Oh shit, your tape is CRESS. The jams are crescent fresh. I'm playing it and I feel SO CRESCENT."
Posted by: adam | September 14, 2007 01:38 PM
MR. NICE attack Ad #1 (by Mr. B):
B: Mr. Nice is a horrible father for running for mayor. I've heard from good sources that his children are felt up and down almost every day.
Bandwagon: That's why we won't vote for him.
B: He even supports outsourcing of our children.
Bandwagon: His children are made in China! Do you want your children all to be made in China?
B: I promise never to 'finger' puppets. I also would never keep my children in a toy box. I keep them in a real box where they belong.
B: In response to my having a 'wider stance' than Mr. Nice, that is unbelievably wrong. I perch on the potty like a bird. It is fun and relaxing.
Posted by: mevdev | September 17, 2007 12:18 PM