Local Trophy-Maker has Never Won an Award (4th alt. ending)
SUPERIOR, WI – Despite a career spanning more than eleven years in his family's trophy and plaque-making business, local businessman Gerry Irvin has himself never won any type of award. “I was never that much into sports, games, or other forms of competition I guess,” Irvin said. “I come from a pretty low-key, serene family. In fact, I think my dad was in a coma for six years. I have no idea what it's like to win one of these little plastic things I spend so much time working on.”
When asked whether he had ever even been nominated for an award - for something like his trophy-making skills for example - Mr. Irvin went to his workbench, pulled out a bottle of rum, lit a fattie, turned on Bob Marley's 'One Love', and went back to polishing a junior curling tournament trophy he was working on.
Comments
Isn't there a best of the northland event each year? Can we add the category for the best trophy and plaque-making business of the northland? Someone should be able to pull some strings.
Posted by: Aaron | April 17, 2007 03:10 PM
Maybe Mr. Irvin should suck it up and start competin' in things. Myself, I like enterin' pie eatin' contests. I ain't never won, but hey, free pie.
Posted by: bubba | April 17, 2007 11:40 PM