Take one fifteen year old girl. Combine her with a horrible attempt at being Otep Shamaya. Whip until frothy, and mix with equally two other not so talented 15 year olds. Let settle, then bake to the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit until golden brown.

Voila! You have just prepared a tasty dish called "Has the last 4:51 of my life been the worst ever, or most hilarious ever?"