10.13.2004
Gummi Bears: A Tribute
"Gummi Bears, jumpin' here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears!"Okay okay, actually I'm talking about the delicious, chewy, get-stuck-in-your-teeth, sugary overload candy. I defy anyone to truly hate them. They come in five wonderful flavors--clear, yellow, orange, red, and green--each one slightly different in sugar level goodness. They're chewy and cute. You can bite their little heads off and they don't even scream. You can buy a bag for $1.99 at the grocery store.
Gummi bear gelatin even defeats fingerprint sensors. They spawned a late 80s cartoon by Disney. For a short time you could even buy Gummiberry Juice in England.
In short, I love gummi bears, and you all better too.