11.20.2003
Give a little, get a lot.
There are several stages you go through as a superstar of stage, screen and sidewalk when your adoring fans create a poll tallying the acts they would chose to perform on your sexy, sexy body.
At first you are delighted by the attention. "Oh my! four people would like to administer a Dirty Sanchez to the Cheat's gorgeous upper lip." Then there is the bitter disappointment, "Nobody wants to give the Cheat a golden shower." This evolves into frustration, "How is a gorgeous woman going to give the Cheat a pearl necklace?!?!" And then finally you are left with nothing to do but give high fives to all the party people and go home and shower.
I hope the good polling people are going to take the time to lie to the Little Pirate and make up all sorts of G rated discriptions for things like "The Rusty Trombone." Why is it always up to the Cheat to protect the childrens? (Any folks chiming in with Michael Jackson related responses will have their Adult Check passes hacked and their home PC's littered with questionable material.)