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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

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Ricardo Montalban 1920-2009

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I believe I read somewhere that Montablan wore a prosthetic chest for those fabulous pecs as Khan.


Yeah, that's a common rumor, but Nimoy disputes this in "I Am Spock," and would Spock lie? I think not.


I was totally going to post the same thing! KHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN


KKKKKKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!


Khaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!


A rumor!?! KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!


KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN


What? No "rich Corrinthian leather" tribute?


Smiles everyone, smiles!!!


i was just wondering why we're mourning the death of an actor we never met when we should be mourning the death of still more jobs over at Cirrus.


PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

I'm not sure that's as satisfying...


KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


He will be missed. You may hear a beautiful memorial to Ricardo Montalban on the next episode of Danny Does Duluth. You never know what you will hear on Danny Does Duluth but it will always leave you feeling happier and more excited about life than you were before you listened.


At least we still have ...

Phyllis KAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

I don't know any Cirrus employees.


Rich, Corinthian LEATHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


Worst. Nip-slip. Ever.


Going to have to disagree with you on that one Barrett. Have you seen the Tara Reid nip slip post-botched surgery? Scary stuff. Ricardo's implants are a 100 times better than Tara's


let's not forget we also still have both James KKKKHHHHAAAANNNN!!!!

and...

Madeline KKKKHHHHAAAANNNN!!!!


Alas, no--Madeline Khan died almost ten years ago. :-( One less KHAAAAAAAAAN!


well, yeah...i missed that somehow.

wow.

but if you want to be technical, it's Madeline KKKAAAHHHNNN...and even James CCCAAAAAANNN


I think you all KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN give this thread a rest... ;)


No KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN do, sorry!


Forgive me in advance.
(Jaunty tune) Anything you Khan do, I Khan do better..., I Khan do anything better than you...

No you Khan't...
Yes I Khan...
No you Khan't
Yes I (wait for it...)
KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!


I KKKHHHAAANNN't get no...sat-is-fac-tion...


I KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN't believe it's not butter...


Oh, great, Tam. Now you've forced me to get all off-subject with your reference to that faux-butter product. My friends I have used to have contests to come up with the most absurb "almost-butter" names, such as:

1. What's butter?
2. I can't believe I'm putting this on my toast!


You Khan do butter than that.


I once worked as a cashier at a Cub Foods, and when people bought "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," their receipt would read: "IT NOT BUTTER"


you butter believe your belly KHAAAAAAAAAAN'T digest that petroleum product.


I once received a 'toy' in my "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter". Some part of the mixing machine broke off in it.

Now I can only eat margarine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFIGa2VwQok

And what about Kaaaaaaaaahn's Mongolian BBQ. It's quite delicious!


So, exactly how many As are there in KH(A)^xN? Google to the rescue!


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