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(Losing) remote control

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This is a tale that involves two different story lines colliding.

STORY LINE 1: Three years ago, I bought a Subaru Forester - my first new car - that, among other nifty features, had a ceiling console above the rear-view mirror where one could store a pair of glasses and a garage-door remote. I never got in the habit of using those compartments with their flip-down doors, and pretty much forgot about them. Then one day in late May or early June, I must have looked at that garage-door remote holder and thought, "let's give it a go." So I placed the remote inside, closed the compartment door and went on my way.

STORY LINE 2: One day in late May or early June, I noticed that my garage-door remote was missing. I searched through a lot of boxes, thinking I had absent-mindedly tossed it in one of them after walking into the house. I scoured the garage, closets, everywhere. I got in the habit of leaving my car outside; if a big storm was coming, I'd leave the car idling in the driveway, run around to the side door and open the garage door from the inside.

I had started to give up on ever finding the remote. I thought I might have accidently pitched it in the trash while cleaning out my car. But last week, with cold weather and snow getting ever closer, I got new resolve to find the remote. I tore into boxes, emptied closets, left no cabinet door unopened. Nothing.

STORY LINES COLLIDING: This morning I went to get some items from the car, and as I was sitting in the driver's seat flipping through papers, I happened to glance up. I saw the garage-door remote compartment. As I reached up to open the door, I thought to myself, "no way, it couldn't be...." It was.

The end.

Comments

I love a happy ending. ::sniff::


Kind of like finding a 50 dollar bill in a coat you haven't worn for a year :)


Did you see my sunglasses in there?


I think my little overhead compartment is full of those xx cents off next gas purchase coupons you get for shoppiing at Cub. I always stash them there so that they are on hand for when I gas up, but I always forget about them until I go grocery shopping again and add a new one to the collection.


I think my little overhead compartment is full of those xx cents off next gas purchase coupons you get for shoppiing at Cub. I always stash them there so that they are on hand for when I gas up, but I always forget about them until I go grocery shopping again and add a new one to the collection.


Mmmm, double post. I look stupid now!


Actually, Sjixxxy, according to the friendly note at the bottom of the page, you look "really stupid."


SPOILER ALERT: This is just like what happened near the end of the TV series "Nowhere Man." But with photo negatives, not a garage door opener. And he was brainwashed, not forgetful.


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