National Day of Prayer
Lake & First
"Hi. Would you like this bottle of water?"
"Sure!"
"Ok. Today is the National Day of Prayer. Is there anything you would like us to pray for?"
"Pray for the zombies to come."
"Ugh...."
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Sjixxxy on May 1, 2008 12:27 PM | Permalink
Comments
BRAINSSSSSSS!
Posted by: John | May 1, 2008 12:45 PM
The Bottle of water?
Posted by: ebby | May 1, 2008 01:27 PM
Hmmm, anyone else think bad thoughts when they read "Pray for the zombies to come"? ;)
Posted by: Bad Cat! | May 1, 2008 03:10 PM
Hmmm, anyone else think bad thoughts when they read "National Day of Prayer"? ;)
Posted by: samh | May 1, 2008 03:19 PM
Holy bottle of Water. If the Zombies don't come, you'll be prepared for the vampires.
Posted by: purple | May 1, 2008 04:44 PM
i hear they upgraded from water to granola bars..
Posted by: ebby | May 1, 2008 09:05 PM
I heard they will do anything for your believing in something that isn't true.
Can't people get together and do community things without having to believe in the supernatural?
Posted by: mevdev | May 2, 2008 08:17 AM
somebody gave me a bottle of water on the national day of prayer too. said she was out trying to bless people in practical ways. here's another practical way they could bless people: don't bother them with the national day of prayer.
Posted by: yoni*ohno | May 2, 2008 05:14 PM
Handing out bottled water is more like cursing the planet. Do they know how many of those things end up in the ocean, choking sea turtles? Or how wasteful they are of petroleum resources, contributing to global warming? Oh, but then again, I guess we don't have to worry about these things since the rapture is on its way.
Posted by: rediguana | May 2, 2008 07:10 PM
But...but...can't God just make some more sea turtles?
Posted by: Mary | May 2, 2008 07:51 PM
Posted by: Heh | May 6, 2008 11:08 AM