if you rent the roger avary film "the rules of attraction" based on the bret easton ellis novel (which i contend is a good film), you will find the audio commentary is provided by carrot top. there is no reason given nor could any even be surmised for such a thing, and for my money that makes it awesome. it is for this sole reason that carrot top is ok by me.
A metaphor for U.S. society... big and buff and blustery and outrageously-topped on the outside, but drugged, debt-ridden, shriveled and impotent under the surface.
Possibly the worst picture I've ever taken. Looks nothing like me. Mom says it's okay, but I need a haircut. As far as Mom is concerned, I =always= need a haircut.
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Our Lord & Savior Teh Carrot Tops?
Or did someone else do some really harse steroid laced drugs?
Posted by: Sjixxxy | May 23, 2008 07:53 AM
Lindsay Lohan?
Posted by: clumsy | May 23, 2008 07:57 AM
Phillis Diller/Sly Stallone/Carrot Top/ Issiac the Bartender from Love Boat ??
Posted by: Swan | May 23, 2008 08:44 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker?
Posted by: funkenschutz | May 23, 2008 08:52 AM
Major Wanker?
Posted by: edgeways | May 23, 2008 08:54 AM
queen of drag?
Posted by: bw | May 23, 2008 09:32 AM
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Drama/WizardLionClose.jpg
Posted by: ohnoanotherputz | May 23, 2008 10:50 AM
wow! jacko sure has gotten buff!
Posted by: c-freak | May 23, 2008 10:52 AM
Pull my finger Tito!
Posted by: Skud | May 23, 2008 11:02 AM
Who put steriods in the clown food?
Posted by: baci | May 23, 2008 11:26 AM
DCB's Starfire?
Posted by: Sjixxxy | May 23, 2008 11:27 AM
The scary clown from "It"?
Posted by: Girl From the North Country | May 23, 2008 11:51 AM
Um, can I have a unicorn chaser, please?
Posted by: iiveey | May 23, 2008 12:36 PM
I'm confused (and slightly scared).
Posted by: Bender | May 23, 2008 02:29 PM
I...am...speechless...
Posted by: Shelly | May 23, 2008 02:44 PM
Put down the tweezers, Step away from the tweezers...
Posted by: Lucie | May 23, 2008 03:02 PM
Bad plastic surgery, gay and steroids. WTF?
Posted by: Mark | May 23, 2008 04:50 PM
if you rent the roger avary film "the rules of attraction" based on the bret easton ellis novel (which i contend is a good film), you will find the audio commentary is provided by carrot top. there is no reason given nor could any even be surmised for such a thing, and for my money that makes it awesome. it is for this sole reason that carrot top is ok by me.
Posted by: mayday | May 23, 2008 06:36 PM
I like the (also apropos of nothing) the John Waters commentary on the DVD of "Mommie Dearest".
Posted by: Girl From the North Country | May 24, 2008 03:19 AM
Is that the celebrity fitness guru Mr. John Basedow?
Posted by: nbayuk | May 24, 2008 08:39 AM
eahh yeah I'm with michael jackson?
Posted by: fluffybeaver | May 24, 2008 11:43 AM
BAHAHAHAA @ Sjixxxy
Posted by: St.G | May 24, 2008 02:37 PM
A metaphor for U.S. society... big and buff and blustery and outrageously-topped on the outside, but drugged, debt-ridden, shriveled and impotent under the surface.
Posted by: rediguana | May 26, 2008 08:41 PM
Possibly the worst picture I've ever taken. Looks nothing like me. Mom says it's okay, but I need a haircut. As far as Mom is concerned, I =always= need a haircut.
Maybe I do?
Posted by: Grizzly | May 27, 2008 07:35 PM