Perfect Duluth Day: Share your smurfy ideas

Share your smurfy ideas

In my column in the Transistor this week, I wrote:

Sooner of later, someone is going to make "Smurfs: The Movie." When that happens, it will be essential that some new Smurfs are added to the cast. I recommend the following:

Itchy Smurf, Bloody Smurf, Stinky Smurf, Horny Smurf, Paraplegic Smurf, Tickly Smurf, Suicidal Smurf, Klepto Smurf, Battered Smurf, Cannibal Smurf and Well-endowed Smurf.

Well, a few days later I was informed that International Merchandising, Promotion & Services has a deal with Paramount Pictures for a computer-animated 3-D Smurfs movie. (Yahoo! Movies has the scoop.)

So, you should probably comment on what Smurfs you think should be added to the cast.

Posted by Paul Lundgren on January 15, 2008 08:28 PM | Permalink

Comments

Goth Smurf. He'll wear a black hat, unlike all those other smurf conformists.

Posted by: shaun | January 15, 2008 08:54 PM

Commie smurf. Oh wait, that's all of them already. :-)

Posted by: rediguana | January 15, 2008 09:00 PM

50th birthday, or should that be SmurfDay

Posted by: edgeways | January 15, 2008 10:11 PM

The Smurfs Season 1 comes out on DVD on Feb. 26th. It's already in my Netflix queue, potentially making its way into my Amazon wishlist.

Posted by: Barrett | January 15, 2008 11:32 PM

Stabby-Stabby Smurf

Posted by: Zoyx | January 15, 2008 11:45 PM

Scurvy Smurf. Rabid Smurf. Hemophiliac Smurf(that might be Bloody Smurf). Fahrvergnugen Smurf. Roid Rage Smurf(also could be Chris Benoit Smurf). Halitosis Smurf. Hemorrhoid Smurf. Agoraphobic Smurf. Haberdasher Smurf. Hangnail Smurf. Botox Smurf. Pretentious Smurf (Although that could just be Brainy Smurf). Ritalin Smurf. Rancid Smurf. Redundant Smurf. The Phantom Smurf. Reactionary Smurf. Unstable Smurf. Sanctimonious Smurf. Bob Smurf (I know, that one's kinda boring, but didn't you ever get tired of all the adjective names? Sometimes I just wished for a Bob Smurf). Phosphorescent Smurf. Obese Smurf. Shellac Smurf (not sure what this one would be, but I love the name). Master Blaster Smurf. Trepanation Smurf. Rapscallion Smurf (I suppose that would be Jokey Smurf). I could really go on for days, but that's a good start.

Posted by: Sherman | January 16, 2008 12:32 AM

Emo Smurf.

Watch Gargamel to turn all Osama Bin Laden.

Posted by: adam | January 16, 2008 02:15 AM

paul, i remember "standard smurf: the smurf by which all others are judged" from an article you wrote many moons ago. am i wrong on this? it makes me chuckle.

Posted by: mayday | January 16, 2008 03:09 AM

bipolar smurf, tweaker smurf, OCD smurf, scenester smurf, pornstar smurf...

Posted by: zra. | January 16, 2008 06:11 AM

rehab smurf

Posted by: TM | January 16, 2008 07:59 AM

Mayday, what can I say? You caught me recycling material from 1998. Yes, Standard Smurf was part of my original Smurf column from 10 years ago. Let's just say I've joined the writer's strike.

Posted by: Paul Lundgren | January 16, 2008 08:50 AM

Obviously Mother Smurf has to be revealed. All these smurfs did not just grow up and out from the soil...and if that is the case, Papa Smurf is disgusting.

Posted by: jed | January 16, 2008 09:47 AM

Bervy Smurf

Posted by: -Berv | January 16, 2008 11:10 AM

Tweaker Smurf is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Skud | January 16, 2008 11:54 AM

There needs to be another girl smurf - Syphalitic Smurf

Posted by: Bad Cat! | January 16, 2008 12:24 PM

butchie smurf

Posted by: c-freak | January 16, 2008 12:43 PM

What about Smurfette's B.F.F.: Homo Smurf?

Posted by: stormskater | January 16, 2008 03:23 PM

menopausal smurf?