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God's Son and Fully Posable

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With the Talking Jesus Action Figures flying off the shelves so quick, someone needs to get all Cacophony Society and switch out the voice chips with talking Kiss Army action figures... or Talking Ann Coulter Dolls. Or maybe just take out the chips and tell them Jesus is silent because he only speaks to his true believers.

Blasphematastic!

My understand is Jesus is (F'ing) Metal, BTW.

Posted by adam on December 11, 2007 05:01 AM |

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Did anyone else notice that Talking Jesus looks exactly like James Brolin in the 80's?

Posted by: mayday | December 12, 2007 02:58 AM

(M)Ann Coulter Doll? I bet that adam's apple is a bitch to get to look right.

The Man Hands though...you just slap on a couple of Ken doll arms and there you go.

Posted by: zra... | December 12, 2007 06:07 AM

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