MR NICE SHOT, IN CRITICAL CONDITION!!
For Immediate Release
The felt puppet running for Mayor of Duluth, Minnesota has been shot at a rally in front of about 100 people by unknown assailant/s who are still at large. The candidate had just delivered a PowerPoint presentation on his "New Freshness" plan for Duluth. The unknown number of assailant/s fired from a crowd and disappeared amid the ensuing chaos. The candidate's assistant, Allen Richardson of Gonzo Science, did not immediately return phone calls seeking comment. All video was confiscated by an apparent Homeland Security agent at the scene. A number of blurry digital stills from different angles have surfaced that will be posted and analyzed at www.myspace.com/mrniceformayor.
The Mr. Nice for Mayor Campaign
Jim Richardson
Campaign Manager
Posted by
The Professor on November 4, 2007 08:13 PM | Permalink
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I have a blurry digital still here.
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November 5, 2007 01:15 AM
This is shocking. SHOCKING!
Posted by: Mary | November 5, 2007 08:48 AM
This is going to be one of those moments that everyone alive will remember where they were when they heard the news. Kind of like when Buckwheat was shot.
Posted by: Chris | November 5, 2007 09:26 AM
He had it coming.
Posted by: drifter | November 5, 2007 10:45 AM
I just find it hard to care about.
Posted by: Bubba | November 5, 2007 12:25 PM
Thaz becuz UR lamerz n00b. L2play. 11111111 pewpewpewpew lazers.
Posted by: adam | November 5, 2007 02:28 PM
Professor here. There is rumor of citizen video that may exist, possibly made by a Washington Studios resident. If so, please contact me at [email protected] and we can get to the bottom of this conspiracy.
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November 5, 2007 02:52 PM
I don't care about the citizen video. I want the Lego representation of the assassination.
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November 5, 2007 11:17 PM
Hey Purple,
I couldn't find your email address - change your myspace password, it's been phished. Thanks for the Macy's gift card invitation, though... ;)
Posted by: tamara | November 6, 2007 07:29 AM
Thanks, Tamara & Laurie & all others who contacted my about the My Space issue.
Alas, there will be no more porn or Macy gift card invitations sent from my account. (Sorry Prof. & mourners of Mr. Nice for commenting about this here; don't want to do a PDD post on this issue).
Posted by: purple | November 6, 2007 01:35 PM