Dear friends,

Yesterday, my Sprint cellphone fell out of my pocket, landed onto East Eighth Street, and broke into two pieces. Which wouldn't be a big deal!-- except that I visited the Sprint store today, and their cheapest phone costs $180.00. Which is so much more than I can afford.

So-- does anyone here have an old, extra Sprint cellphone lying in a drawer somewhere? It seems ilke everyone has cellphones lying in drawers... Even I do.. Except that they're AT&T phones, I think. Which won't work.

Anyway-- I'm offering twenty dollars and a lifetime of gratitude. Which is a LOT of gratitude.

Thank you...