Urban Dictionary Slams Duluth
1. Duluth
A Cold ass town on a hill where you can't get lost. All you have to do is pop the clutch and let the car coast and you'll find your way to Lake Superior. The two major Duluthian Pasttimes are Getting Drunk and Getting Frostbite.
On a scale of 1 to useless, Duluth ranks about a 'Pauli Shore.'
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Pauli Shore!!!?? -- Isn't that some sort of fighting words?
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my favorite to look up is 'cake eaters'
Posted by: gabe | July 16, 2007 01:36 PM
The uncyclopedia entry is quite feisty as well.
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July 16, 2007 02:39 PM
They forgot the 3rd major pastime..getting knocked up out of wedlock!
Silly bastards.
Posted by: the PartsGuy | July 16, 2007 05:05 PM
parts...you're confusing Duluth with Cloquet.
Posted by: zra... | July 16, 2007 06:27 PM
Could be..I'm confused a LOT these days!
Posted by: the PartsGuy | July 16, 2007 08:45 PM
or am i confusing cloquet with proctor?
Posted by: zra... | July 17, 2007 06:58 AM
Whoever wrote the entry for Duluth has apparently never been to my hometown:
http://www.ci.janesville.wi.us/citysite
You want BORING and ASS BACKWARDS? Duluth, Cloquet, and Proctor are cultural meccas by comparison. I know the entry was meant to be humorous, but man... there are a lot worse places to live. Janesville....... home of the largest group of KKK members per capita in the midwest, not to mention (and not surprisingly) "Packer Backers". Yeee Hawwww!
I'll take Duluth, thank you very much.
Posted by: Gwanto | July 18, 2007 10:14 AM
Is that why you live in Superior?
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July 18, 2007 03:52 PM
Heh Heh, Adam. I live in Superior because it's flat and quiet. After 14 years, I finally got tired of being woken up by random gunshots on the central hillside. Over here they use bows and arrows. Much quieter. They can't afford guns. Cuts into the beer and cheese budget. Plus, I'm living in a really nice 2-story house for $300 rent which would be at least $1000 in Duluth.
Posted by: Gwanto | July 19, 2007 03:17 AM
Heh Heh, Adam. I live in Superior because it's flat and quiet. After 14 years, I finally got tired of being woken up by random gunshots on the central hillside. Over here they use bows and arrows. Much quieter. They can't afford guns. Cuts into the beer and cheese budget. Plus, I'm living in a really nice 2-story house for $300 rent which would be at least $1000 in Duluth. Not to mention the view from Duluth is Superior. And it's only 4 minutes away from Duluth.
Posted by: Gwanto | July 19, 2007 03:19 AM
Since you're always so nice, Gwanto, I'll let the "flat and quiet" comment slide..
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July 19, 2007 10:20 AM
I'm 15+ removed from Duluth and now I hate everyone and everything because no matter how much I hated Duluth in the past (enough to leave it), I hate not being able to go back to it even more. Sure it's cold, but the only thing worse than cold weather are the people who bitch about it because they think that liking sunshine and expressing the need to be warm makes them special. PUT A #&%$!ng SWEATER ON.
Posted by: Pisanu | July 19, 2007 01:36 PM