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Use Crisco. It's digestible!

enough with event announcements!!! (no not really) It's time for the joys of Americana

Posted by edgeways on April 11, 2007 06:04 PM |

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So was fried food, non-digestible before crisco? Absorbed through the skin, or something?

Posted by: Xenolith [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 11, 2007 09:42 PM

apparently..

Posted by: edgewood | April 11, 2007 10:11 PM

Well, non-digestible fats are not fun at all...thank you Procter and Gamble for Olestra.

If fats are not digested, they come out just as slick as when they go in.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra

I love how they use the phrase "anal leakage".

Posted by: Kolaweste | April 12, 2007 12:55 AM

When I was about three or four, my mom made me swallow a big gob of Crisco to help me go "poo poo"; I puked rather than pooped.

Posted by: Purple [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 12, 2007 05:50 PM

I can eat 5 cans of this shit a day! its amazing what it does for my pimples

Posted by: LocalMusicSucks | April 13, 2007 11:48 AM

If your hungry you can get some Free Chicken!

Posted by: chadp | April 13, 2007 10:13 PM

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