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MYSTERY SOLVED!


The Professor missed one of the greatest conspiracies ever: Frank Zappa's bid to take over the world.

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I take it you've listened to Sheik Yerbooty? Backward?

I'd expect nothing less from a man who's arguably one of the finest modern (yeah, I better prequalify that, lest tamara call me onit later)...modern composers of all time.

Heck, a listen to his '76 Boston Garden show will prove all of that...Inna Gadda de Poodle AND a Poodle Narration?

On a side Zappa note, I've heard it said that the fermenting tanks at the New Glarus Brewing Company are named after Zappa tunes.


Ah yes, now the ultimate diabolical uses of the can of foaming goo are truly uncovered!

Yo Dora, you want some mor-a, right down here on the floor-a?

How 'bout you Donna, you wanna?


I have an even greater mystery...why is it that hippies think it's cool to avoid showers and look "unkept". Why do hippies and "greenies" like to wear multi-colored rags made of hemp (yah mon) and flaunt their piercings and tattos? You would win an award equivalent to the Nobel fucking Prize if you solved that one. The fucked up hippy youth of today, including those in Dah-luth, are identical to their throwback ancestors, now in their 50s and 60s. Neither have/will amount to anything. What a waste of a life. -Jay


that's what they said about the hippies of the 60's...who in turn went on to make buttloads of money on the stock market, start up computer and software companies and then vote republican.

I don't like 'em any more than you do, but complaining about 'em isn't going to get anything done...besides, you just might be working for them one of these days.


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