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Conspiracy Buffet [LATE ENTRY UPDATE]

Conspiracy: Yes or No?

1.) JFK
2.) 9/11
3.) Wellstone
4.) RFK
5.) MLK
6.) Space shuttle crash
7.) Marilyn Monroe
8.) Houdini
9.) Runup to Iraq War
10.) Gary Powers' U-2 plane shot down over Russia in 60s
11). Iran-Contra
12.) Watergate
13.) Bob Marley
14.) John Lennon
15.) Release of Aspartame on the market
16.) Release of LSD on Haight-Ashbury
17.) Release of genetically modified organisms in the open air
18.) Plame outing
19.) Leonard Peltier
20.) Karen Silkwood
21.) Enron
22.) Ken Lay
23.) O.J. Simpson
24.) Anna Nicole Smith & Son
25.) Flight 800
26.) Roswell
27.) Vince Foster
28.) Malcolm X
29.) Ronald Reagan (attempt on)
30.) Pearl Harbor
31.) Chappaquiddick
32.) All the plane crashes and tragic deaths of the Kennedy family
33.) De Gaulle
34.) River Phoenix

Extra Credit
35.) Release of crack into inner cities
36.) Cattle mutilations
37.) Bruce Lee & Son
38.) Casting choices of last 3 Star Wars films

LATE ENTRY UPDATE: 39.) The spectacular failure of Jimmy Carter's Iranian Hostage Rescue Chopper Mission, Allegedly Involving Ollie North??

Discuss.

Comments

huh...i never knew that there was a conspiracy surrounding Bob Marley. I've studied into his life a bit and know that he had cancer, and he eventually died because Ras Tafari doesn't believe in medicine...specifically amputation, which is a holdover from judaism.

The release of LSD on the Haight was...or could be considered conspiratous in nature...but then again, guys like Owsley and Leary, and the Pranksters were into it long before...Kesey himself was exposed to it while in the Army, so it seems a natural progression to bring it to the masses via the Pranksters and the acid tests...but this would mean that Kesey, Owsley, Leary and the rest were all in cahoots with the government...By the 1960's Hoffman's research on Ergot had to be quite well known to pretty much everyone.

I've also heard that the government was also responsible for the introduction of crack to inner city minorities


I just read a history of the CIA (I'll try to turn up the reference) that claimed Kesey got it from a college experiment that was really a CIA front.

And oh yeah the release of crack cocaine...


And the Bob Marley theory is basically: the CIA did it.


3. YES!


yes,yes,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,
yes,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,yes,
yes,yes,yes,no,no,no,no,yes,yes,
no,yes,no,no,no,no,yes,yes


What about Global Cooling/Global Warming?


That's the spirit, Jeff.


What about astronauts in space being "infected" with an alien mind-controlling virus, then returning to earth and spreading it amongst the rest of the population. That whole diaper wearing thing should be proof enough.


no,no,no,yes.

Actually, in reference to the casting being a conspiracy, other than Hayden Christensen and Jake Lloyd as Anakin Skywalker (totally unbelievable), I don't really question the casting all that much. How can you not like Samuel L Jackson as Mace Windu?

"That's right, I got the Force on MY side and I'm a bad mutha- SHUT YO' MOUTH, Yoda!"

What I do question is JAR-JAR BINKS and DEX! WTF?!? Threepio may have been irritating but at least they'd just hit his power switch! I suppose it would have upset too many kiddies to "hit" Jar-Jar's "switch." pah.


hey Prof,

You forgot crop circles...how can you have a discussion about conspiracies without taking into account crop circles?

Of course, you'd also have to take into account the huge amount of Simpson DNA evidence.


ooh! and let's not rule out Skull and Bones...


Huh...I've always heard that Kesey got experimented on while he was in the Army, and that those experiments were some of the basis and inspiration for One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. That info, I believe, was well documented in Tom Wolfe's The Electric Koolaid Acid Test. But at the same time that the Kesey Pranksters were doing their thing, Leary and his contemporaries were doing their pseudo-intellectualism thing. The two didn't really hang out all that much. I think they were on two completely different levels.

And then there was Owsley...who produced most of what was being distributed...i've had some of what was purported to be either some of his original stock (which I doubt, given the degradation of the psychoactive properties of LSD over time) or a batch made from Owsley's original recipe. Not bad...if his recipe's G.I., then that's one thing the Government got right.


What about the Paul Lundgren/Sylvia Brown conspiracy surrounding? Why is it you never see them in the same place at the same time? Are they really one in the same?


Re: O.J. Simpson- I think he did it, AND I think the LAPD tried to frame him.


19.) Leonard Peltier.
YES !


Now see, I think it's possible for there to be kindof conspiracies. Things we don't know about, but no one talks about, to quote the amusing former AG, unknown unknowns.

1. JFK, I doubt we know the whole story, whatever it is
2. 9/11 not a conspiracy in that the US govt actively knew about before hand, but the gov was culpable in a sense that they had information they should have followed up with, and they made a complete cock-up of everything afterwards.
3. Don't know, bad timing ...
4. no
5. Probably not, but the possibility exists.
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. Yes
10. How would this be a conspiracy? Didn't know this was an open ended question.
11. Yes
12. Yes
13. No
14. No
15. Conspiracy, in that it was probably pushed trough, but it also was probably thought safe *shudder* at the time.
16. No
17. Probably not
18. Yes
19. Peltier, hard to say _big_ conspiracy, but definitely a raw deal, and probably some unethical judicial jiggering.
20. Yes
21. Yes
22. Yes
23. No
24. No
25. No
26. No
27. No
28. No
29. No
30. Pearl Harbor - Probably not, but there is interested reading about the whole thing.
31. Chappaquiddick, nah
32. No
33. No
34. No
35. Possibly
36. No
37. No
38. No


I found the reference for Kesey, book is called "CIA: Secrets of the Company" by Mick Farren. It says Kesey got it first as a volunteer in a Veteran's hospital, which was allowing the CIA's MKULTRA program to dose volunteers. From there it says there is speculation that Owsley got a jump start from the CIA, although this has never been proved.

Re: Gary Powers' U-2 getting shot down over Russia, the theory is that former U-2 radar man Lee Harvey Oswald, who had 'defected' to Russia at that time, told the Soviets how to shoot it down as a way of embarrassing Eisenhower into backing away from closer relations with Russia (the crash scuttled a planned conference). Oswald promptly un-defected with his new wife, who was the daughter of a KGB agent, and the rest is history.


mm, okay I do remember that about Kesey now...or at least it lends some clarification to my information...


"The Professor". You wouldn't be that cook jackass that teaches at UMD (Fetzer), would you? What happened, couldn't get in at Scholastica? I'm almost glad there are idiots like you in this world. They keep the brainless 33% of the American population (like the queers that read this blog) distracted while the rest of us lead happy, successful and fulfilling lives.


"They keep the brainless 33% of the American population (like the queers that read this blog) distracted while the rest of us lead happy, successful and fulfilling lives."

Do I even want to respond to this one? It seems too easy. Sure, I got nothing better to do since I'm reading this blog, right?

Dear Jay,
By your logic, since you are reading and responding to every post, you must be a queer. Which is cool except for the part where you are gay-bashing yourself and others. Also, you used the wrong pronoun there ("us" instead of "you"). I don't know if you even noticed. It's an easy mistake to make.


there's a conspiracy for you...

why do jackholes like Jay who claim to lead "happy, successful and fulfilling lives" feel the need to do stupid and asinine things like what he's attempting to do here?

Could it be a huge CIA plot?

I do have one technical correction to make, he referred to us as being the 33% but in reality, he and his peers are the ones who're actually in that percentile, which is incidentally the number of morons who still support the president and his illegal, idiotic war. Sounds like someone needs to step away from FAUX news, smoke a bong, sip some kool-aid and have himself a big old cup of shut the fuck up.


Please don't feed the trolls.


jjohnson claims to have a happy, successful, and fulfilling life. It's obviously a lie. Poor man/creature! He has no inkling of the large-scale conspiracy being planned by "us" queers, to be executed in the near future, and which will hopefully shut his pie-hole. ;-)
Keep on, Professor!


Dear Mr. Johnson,

'Cook jackass' makes no sense, good sir. The term you are looking for is 'kook'. 'kook jackass'. See?

PS You are a stupid vulgar greedy ugly American deathsucker.


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