Speaking of Chewbacca, here's the true story of the astronaut charged with attempted murder in a love triangle blowout. I think I'm reading this story right, but it looks like she was having an affair with a fellow astronaut who was having an affair on her. So she drove 900 miles in one straight shot with diapers on, in disguise, with a bunch of rubber tubing and large garbage bags in the back of the car with a knife to 'confront' the other woman... So they arrest her but they've let her go with a GPS transponder on her ankle, and I'm thinking, "Hello, she's an astronaut, what good is a GPS gonna do if she goes to the moon?"

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/astronaut.arrested/index.html?eref=rss_mostpopular

UPDATE: The comments mention that she would have had to stop along the way to gas up ... leaving the conclusion that she was either pathologically afraid of gas station bathrooms, or just a really big fan of diapers. You decide. Astronauts!