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This just defies description...

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'Twas right before Christmas, and all through Duluth
A plethora of turkeys came home to roost. (Frozen, that is...)
The freezer was emptied, space sure was made
and into that cold land the turkeys were bade.

One lone turkey stood out, it just wouldn't fit
It left indog and me quite in a snit
Until the lightbulb came on and we sat up with a start
Let's give it to someone, let's give them the heart (and gizzards, too...)

So we offer to you, our good friends and fam,
A frozen 14lb turkey, not green eggs and ham.
First emailed, first served, hope it won't matter
We drop off or you pick up - the turkey won't shatter.

Pickup or dropoff should take place Friday evening
'Cause Saturday day we shall be leaving.
We hope you will enjoy our little treat
We apologize for the poetry - the Tom and Jerry's have us beat.

All horrible poetry aside, we really do have a turkey to give away to the first person who emails us at pynt at yahoo dot com or leaves a comment on this post. The free turkey actually is sitting in our freezer right now, It's a Jennie-O brand, if that matters to anyone, and it is a 14lb bird.

Our preference is that you will pick it up but if you really can't, we can drop it off within the Superior-Duluth area sometime Friday evening. Otherwise, it will have to wait to be picked up on Tuesday as we are going out of town until then.

So... let the turkey war begin! Good luck!

Comments

the turkey sitch has been remedied...thanks, nick...


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