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Prepare to Believe!

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Perhaps we could turn the Great Lakes Aquarium into a... Creation Museum!

"Explore the wonders of creation. The imprint of the Creator is all around us. And the Bible’s clear--heaven and earth in six 24-hour days, earth before sun, birds before lizards.

Other surprises are just around the corner. Adam and apes share the same birthday. The first man walked with dinosaurs and named them all!

God’s Word is true, or evolution is true. No millions of years. There’s no room for compromise."

Just a thought.

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I was really amazed to see a globe outside the museum, since that is clearly heretical. Everyone knows the earth is a flat disc with the sky a domelike firmament stretched above it with waters above and below. After all, it says it right there in Genesis 1:6-10.

Boy, what a bunch of biblical revisionists and apostates.


T. rex—the real king of the beasts. That’s the terror that Adam’s sin unleashed! You’ll run into this monster lurking near Adam and Eve. How’s this possible? Find out soon!

wow. just....wow. everything i know about history seems to be wrong. thank you creation museum.

(i want to go to this place so bad.)


"The first man walked with dinosaurs and named them all!"

So Adam, when not gadding about the garden all nekkid, galavanting with the missus (because they were married, RIGHT?) and disobeying the "Do Not Touch" sign on the Larnin' Tree, was hard at work inventing Latin?

Busy guy. Never had time to get dressed in the morning.


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