Maybe once they're perfected this "laser" of theirs, they can get to work on the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism and the sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

I think you're referring to China's firing of high-power lasers at U.S. spy satellites

knowing our government they probably fired the lasers at our own satellites.

darn those covert cia agents, I mean terrorists.

I think I saw Starfire and V-Nick pick up a couple of high-powered lasers at a rummage sale last weekend. They're probably being mounted to the A-frame as we speak.

I wouldn't be surprised. Those guys are diabolical.

tam and I drove past the gayframe this afternoon on our way to hawk ridge with the grandmas...unfortunately I can't confirm that there was any questionable laser buliding activites as yet. However, their propensity for keeping their diabolical proclivities on the DL is quite well known.

Though I did hear that Starfire only wants to persue laser technology for peaceful and civilian purposes.

Perhaps we should convene a session with the East Hillside Federation Security Council to asess the situation and offer suggestions for a peacable resolution to the situation with our neighbors a block or two up the hill. As one who lives a mere block and a half away, I for one am concerned as to the goings on of this duo.