"possession of simulated weapons of mass destruction"

That's my favorite...

I didn't know barbed wire was a weapon of mass destruction.

Help me out with the zombies...who are they? Mpls based? Purpose?

I have your simulated weapon of mass destruction right here pal!...jk jk...IT'S ACTUAL!

Yeah, they sure look intimidating to me.

Heh.

Wow. Some of those zombies are kind of hot. And I hear once you go undead, rrraaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

And why do the KSTP photos show zombie, zombie, hippie, zombie, zombie, zombie?

Pfft. No 'thin blue line' ever stopped a real zombie. These supposed "zombies" obviously are not real deal. Stop or I'll shoot? It simply doesn't work that way. I've seen Shaun Of The Dead- including the DVD bonus material- so I think I know.

now hippies want to ruin zombies too!?!!!?!
you have enough, hippies. you have enough.

bbrrrrraaaaiiiinnnnnsssss!

You really shouldn't have to worry about the police shooting you in the head because, well y'know, yer a zombie and stuff.

I finally broke down and decided to make myself an informed citizen.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Dear Zeldfelder,

While I may not agree with you point of view, I and the Department recognize that there are in fact different points of view. These issues are at times like this, discussed by the command staff.

You undeniably have the right to express your views. Your comments have been noted and considered. Thank you for your concern.

Lt. Greg Reinhardt

Minneapolis Police Department

Special Projects/Public Information Officer

-----Original Message-----
From: Gaffner, John On Behalf Of Police
Sent: Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:03 PM
To: Reinhardt, Gregory
Subject: FW: Thank you

This was sent through the MPD Internet website.

John Gaffner

Business Technology Unit

Minneapolis Police Department

-----Original Message-----
From: Zeldfelder [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, July 26, 2006 8:42 PM
To: Police
Subject: Thank you

Thanks for keeping the streets free of zombies. I'll sleep much better now just knowing your spending your time doing the right thing to keep us safe and secure.

Zeldfelder

Does this have anything to do with the Zombie Pub Crawl? (Go to YouTube and search "Zombie Pub Crawl".) Regardless, the Zombie Pub Crawl is brilliant. High points include, "Sweet, Zombie Jesus showed up!" and "What do we want? BRAINS! When do we want 'em? BRAINS!"

For the record, these folks are in no way related to the zombie pub crawl, which is happening again Sept. 9, 2006 in northeast Minneapolis.

www.zombiepubcrawl.com