So, robot + octopus? Cthulhu totally needs to be the minister!
The thing that bothers me the most about the whole "marriage = man + woman" thing is that women and men are very similar, other than a few random body parts.
What they really mean is "marriage = cock + pussy". Maybe I'll print some of those babies up...
I don't think you're too far off Bad Cat! Certianly one of the arguments used against same sex marrage is that marrage is essentially about the potentiality of having babies and furthering the human race. There are numerious ways to attack this line of argument, and indeed, often such things contain seeds of racisim. instead of "human race" they subtile refer more to "our race". Can't let the Asian/Africian/Muslem/... etc population get bigger than ours our we'll be fucked.
The whole marrage == babies ignores hetro couples who are infertile, post menopausal women, couples who choose not to procreate. If marrage truely == babies then we should have consituational amendments banning all such unholy unions.
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This made gave me low level chuckles for a good 3 minutes.
Posted by: ironic1 | July 13, 2006 04:18 PM
Ha,great. Needs to be made into a bumper sticker. So many variants possible here, but robot-octopus is something we can all get behind.
-Robotlovr77
Posted by: PJ | July 13, 2006 04:42 PM
So, robot + octopus? Cthulhu totally needs to be the minister!
The thing that bothers me the most about the whole "marriage = man + woman" thing is that women and men are very similar, other than a few random body parts.
What they really mean is "marriage = cock + pussy". Maybe I'll print some of those babies up...
Posted by: Bad Cat! | July 13, 2006 06:26 PM
I don't think you're too far off Bad Cat! Certianly one of the arguments used against same sex marrage is that marrage is essentially about the potentiality of having babies and furthering the human race. There are numerious ways to attack this line of argument, and indeed, often such things contain seeds of racisim. instead of "human race" they subtile refer more to "our race". Can't let the Asian/Africian/Muslem/... etc population get bigger than ours our we'll be fucked.
The whole marrage == babies ignores hetro couples who are infertile, post menopausal women, couples who choose not to procreate. If marrage truely == babies then we should have consituational amendments banning all such unholy unions.
Posted by: edgeways | July 13, 2006 07:20 PM
Imagine all the robot octopi that will be running amuck
Posted by: Shaun | July 13, 2006 08:18 PM
if robots and octopi mated and produced offspring, would they be called "roctopi?"
Posted by: in.dog.neato | July 13, 2006 08:24 PM
or would that be "octobots?"
Posted by: in.dog.neato | July 13, 2006 08:35 PM
Roctopus... er what ever the hell is the plural of that.
Posted by: edgeways | July 13, 2006 09:35 PM
A little photoshop fun (+ mini-rant) on my blog: Tell us what you really mean
Posted by: Bad Cat! | July 13, 2006 10:37 PM