yes...the mind does wobble, doesn't it?

As of this afternoon, the poor chap Dick shot had a heart attack...doctors said it was a direct result of getting shot in the face...

NOW...if the poor shmoe passes on as a result of his injuries, then Dick is at fault. The charge for the crime (it indeed would be a crime...) would be something like Manslaughter (I think, I need to consult with Law and Order to be sure...but won't be able to do that til after the Olympics)...which is a felony, which means Dick is shit out of luck for a job...which means we get...who for Veep? wouldn't that be Condi?

Hasn't anyone made a Dick and Jane book out of this yet?

Succession is less clear cut when we speak of the VP

Amendment XXV
Section 2

[Vacancy in office of vice president.]

Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress.

With the President it goes: 1) VP - 2) Speaker of house - 3) President pro tempore of the Senate (senior member of majority party) - 4) Then Secertary of State

thanks for the clarification edgewood...

I'm thinking Chimp (uh, oh...they're tapping wires and stuff now, I better call him King George) would nominate Condi indeed...

Blogger of the Week award goes to whoever posts a copy or link to the inevitable song "Cheney's Got a Gun."

Here's "Cheney's Got A Gun" complete with cheasy animation.

http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com

Well, that's actually the original "Janie's Got a Gun" by Aerosmith. I'm looking for a whole new song.