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Exit Wound in a Foreign Nation

hole.gifI was fooling around with some Google Map Mashups and found this one which answers the age old question, "If I start digging straight down and through the earth, where would I end up?" or, as They Might Be Giants would more provocatively invite us to do, "make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town in a desk-top globe."

Unfortunately, when I dug my hole underneath the Aerial Lift Bridge, I ended up in the Indian Ocean. So much for digging to China. I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.

Oh, in case you were wondering, to dig to China you have to be somewhere in South America.

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I wonder where we would come out if we dug straight across the globe instead of through the core. Humm seems like that might be a easy question to answer on second thought. Lat/Long


aaand the answer appears to be somewhere in Western Mongolia if you dig through the Northern Hemisphere, and somewhere just off the coast of Chile If you dig through the Western


...this is all true but you are assuming that we are all going to be skilled and/or lucky enough to dig a straight path. = >


i know that when i dig a big hole i end up in superior. every time.


if anyone wants to see where Tang and Mr. Tang, and pea sized embryo Tang live, type in :

Braemar Avenue, City of Kingston Upon Hull, HU6, UK


thanks god my problem is solved. i had a question. a burning one at that. and lo!my answer came complete with a balloon on a map of the world that reads: your hole ends here!

i am saved.


Is there a BAC setting? Because undoubtedly my path would drift to the left. Eventually I'd end up in Jamaica.


ever notice how there is a lot more land mass in the Northern Hemisphere?


Oh, and for those TMBG fans who got the Ana Ng reference, if you dug from Brooklyn, home of the Johns, you would also end up in the Indian Ocean. To end up in Vietnam you need to start in Peru.


I wonder where you'd need to start digging to wind up in Istanbul (not Constantinople)...


Well, somewhere in the South Pacific, it appears.


Thank you C-Freak for saying what I would have had I gotten here earlier.


and here I am restraining myself from some joke about a sentence which contains "big hole" and "Superior"... which I wouldn't make... really


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