i narrowly escaped something really unattractive
almost a quarter of all babies born in the u.s. are born by c-section. the typical cut is called a bikini, just like the undies i think most girls wear most of the time. the top of these undies sit right along the same line where the baby escapes from the belly. you have to wear undies because you have to wear pads, but you don't want the elastic rubbing against your incision. the reasonable solution is to wear big undies, called "briefs" even though they're anything but brief. these undies sit way up high above the incision - and well above the waist of normal pants. this is the slippery slope leading straight to MOM JEANS. i'm just lucky i saw where i was heading before it was too late.