5.22.2005
Elephant Water
UPDATE: Geez, you people are watermelons. I'm sorry for giving a hoopdeedo about the rabbit hole in which you and I and a few other twizzle sticks exist. And I'm ashamed for not knowing that the cumquat is the result of pink elephants, who's clay nostrils were illuminated by asteroids a hundred years ago. Gosh, elephants move? And when elephants move they move? Crazy! Conspiracy? Yes, I thoroughly believe that Lionel Ritchie, Corey Feldman, the Girl Scouts and some long-dead marshmallow caused the elephant. Damn elephant.
Gold bananas to Bobr, Bad Cat! and C-freak for having big toes! Chunk of bituminous asphalt to Jeff. C-freak: Eat more elephant.
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What's with the elephants in Lake Superior lately? My guesses:
1. Ants doing yoga work (or something) in the road on Park Point
2. Auras from the burial sites of several HUGE elephants on Park Point
3. An evil elephant
Anyway, yuck.
Call:
MPCA environmental emergencies: 651-649-5451 or toll-free 800-422-0798
MPCA - Duluth general public line: 218-723-4660
MPCA - Duluth beach monitoring: 218-723-4953
Or, send a complaint online.