3.01.2005
Going to Church
I am sitting here with my wife tonight doing what we do every Tuesday night. Watching American Idol and the Amazing Race while eating pizza and trying not to let the dog have any. While watching American Idol tonight I am thinking, these girls suck compared to the guys last night. Didn't Bo ROCK??????????? That's because lst night it was the same thing...... American Idol, 24, CSI Miami, and Medium. No Pizza though......Tacos with ground turkey, because it's healthier! Tomorrow night it will be American Idol, West Wing and probably a Law & Order episode. Maybe Beef Strog. with the ground turkey again. Thursday night will be our regular Joey, CSI, and the original Law & Order. Oh did I forget Las Vegas on Mondays also........ Friday is our poker night on FUll Tilt Poker.com and Saturday is Karaoke at the Jade Dragon in Merrimack, New Hampshire. Did I mention the Duran Duran groupie I met there last week. Still wears 100 rubber bracelets on her wrists too. LoL. Suddenly I realize that church is a no go on Sundays because I meet with my priests every other night of the week. Did I mention his name or can you guess it. Father Tivo............Yeah that's right, I have Tivo and I give tithe every month. 6.95 for the 2nd one because I became a member for a $300 lifetime membership to the church.
I found out what a young mother and father must feel like when they lose a young child and they stray from church these past couple of days. You see my internet went down last week and when that happened we called Adelphia for an intervention on the modem. He came and did some fancy footwork with the cables in the house and our shows were safe, or so we thought, from the demon from below. Little did we know, we were missing phone calls because we have Vonage VoIP. and when I went to watch my shows they were not there. WHY GOD, WHY?????????????????????????????????????
My life is ruled by technology and now I realize I can't live without it... How sad!!!!!!!