10.23.2004
Let's get ready to rummmmmmble...
In a bizarre Penn & Telleresque press conference Jess Ventura endorsed John Kerry for president. His good friend, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is out stumping for George Bush, though he says it's hurting his sex life.You know what I'm thinking? This has all the makings for a great grudge match.
"In this corner, in the pink feather boa, weighing in for John Kerry, the working class, and the intellectual elite, former governor of Minnesota - Jesse 'The Body' Ventura! In the other corner, in the metallic speedo, weighing in for George Bush, truth, justice, and the Austrian -er- American way, and against girlie-men, the current governor of California - Arnold 'The Terminator' Schwarzenegger! Let's get ready to rummmmmmmble!"
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