Per our discussion: Pipe Dreams

Morning... Bus stop... Weather: good...
- Man, do I look sharp in these new shades.
- Where's the lady in the aerobics outfit?
- I bet me and Maynard Keenan would be great friends.
- I wonder if the new Star Wars figures are in yet.
- Oh, here's the bus, gotta put my pipe out.

Morning... On the bus...
- Cub Foods? More like Chump Foods!! Chumps.
- Our carts are way better than Shopko's.
- It would be so cool if Petco sold scorpions.
- I bet Toys R Us has the action figures.
- Mmmm. Hardee's giant bowl of meat and eggs sounds good about now.
- We should all go to Perkins on Friday and plan for our next quest.
- I wonder if Gamestop has looked at my job application... I have a Mac, a PC, and X-Box... what else... a Nintendo 64...
- K-mart? More like Krap Mart!! They suck.
- If I got that job at Best Buy I could still catch the same bus and totally trick out my PC.

Afternoon... Lunch:
- Damn right I want to Biggie Size those fries.
- Hey, if anyone needs me I'll be outside. Smoking. Smoking my pipe. If anyone needs me.
- Aw, c'mon Mom, I told you not to call me at work.
- Totally asked Amanda if, y'know, if she wanted to hang out.
- Dammit Todd, if you don't get those #1 camel hair brushes back to me I'll never be able to finish painting Grinklor the Draven Mage in time for this weekend... ass.

Early evening... On the bus... going home:
- I wonder if Todd's older brother's still got that half bottle of whiskey.
- I wonder how much Mountain Dew I've got left. Dew.
- Krap Mart. Ha.
- I can't wait to get off the bus so I can light my pipe.