The burning

Ok, two notes before I relate this story. 1. I generally do not delight in the misfortunes of others 2. The people involved where most likely pretty intoxicated thus there intelligences where impaired. Now having said that, this is the funniest bathroom conversation I have ever heard.
The setting: men's restroom main floor Fitgers Brewery complex
The Time: eh, 11:45pm-ish Thursday

I walk into the restroom, thee is one ballcap boy at the urinal already and while I am thee another walks in and takes a stall. After a few seconds the first says to the new comer. "So dude, your mom's a nurse, did you ask her about the burning?"
second bcb (ballcap boy) "um, yeah she said you need to go have it checked out."
First bcb "Oh man, is that good or bad?"
[embarrassed silence]
second "Well... She says they have like penacin for it" [no that is not a typo, second bcb is a little uncertain of what his mom told him so this is how it comes out, of course what he means is penicillin]
first{asks whining}"When is going to go away?"
second"Well, you know the penacin is suppose to be good for that."
first"Really?"
first "um... yeah."
At which point I finally exit. Now of course in of themselves STDs are not particularly funny, but this conversation was just a little mind numbing. I thought of finding a pic of cylimidia (sp?) to post along side the text but decided discretion was the better part of valor in this case.