3.25.2004
Well I'll be.
So, I've had a little to drink. That's gonna happen. I'm where it's warm, and, by Mel Gibson's God... that ought to be good enough.There really isn't that much to add, actually. I'm not anywhere fantastic or amazing. In fact, I'm where fantastic and amazing won't be caught dead, lest they be seen and become mortally embarrassased... thus forcing them to explain to everyone that they were probably mistaken and that they really weren't there... c'mon... seriously... would we be there? Pah! I don't think so.
People like that? Never.
What is it? Thursday? That feels right.
Where was I? What's this?
I'm afraid I've got the wrong number.
It certainly is warm in here, isn't it?
Also... Home Movies? Canceled. Unless you want to do something about it.