1.14.2004
The fix was sooooooooo in!!
I have made a detailed, frame-by-frame, analysis of Favre's mighty throw. I have concluded that at the zenith of that elegant arc, the ball makes a distinct "swerve" contrary to the direction of the wind. I have developed several theories:- During the previous Eagles possession, the referees, in consiracy with the Eagles, switched the proper and legitmate game ball with a ball that had at both ends extremely high RPM, remote-controlled gyroscopes. This would allow anyone on the Eagles sideline to remotely influence the trajectory of the ball.
- H.A.A.R.P., anyone?
- It's been well and goodly established that a Packer Championship will affect politics on a national level. Therefore, it is safe to assume that members of a secret (possibly private) paramilitary organization using state-of-the-art, non-leathal, electromagnetic weapons were used to force the ball out of its natural, parabolic course.
- The devil. There. I said it. The devil effed it up!
- Weather control satellites were brough to bear on the stadium that night. And at the maximum altitude of Favre's pass, >WHAMMO!< Game over, and anyone who dares oppose NOAA learns an important lesson.
I have every reason to believe these to be the basis of a greater truth.