12.12.2003
Things that I will do for Stacy Eckes:
- carry a copy of Great Lakes Pilot, Vol. 2: Lake Huron, Georgian Bay, Lake Superior every where I go- wrestle a giraffe
- tease Scientologists
- stop eating Cool Ranch Doritos
- more perfectly hone my ninja skills
- shout "Whooooo-yeah!" when I go through yellow lights... like the Duke Boys
- put a dollar in the Salvation Army kettle
- tease Sandy Drag
- use the word adjunct more
- drink more Coca-Cola
- complain about the weather
- do a load of laundry
- insist that sharing a birthday with Mick Jagger and Jason Robards is fascinating
- rock out to The Darkness's new song "Christmas Time (Don't let the bells end)"
- continue my boycott of breakfast
- read more books a about UFOs
- perpetuate the myth that I'm related to Dr. Drew
[This also goes for Morgan Webb, too.]
Special acknowledgment to Brandon Bird.