Stranded on Prom Night

So I went to the Turf Club tonight where I was supposed to meet Kari and some other friends. I had created a special outfit for the night that was designed especailly to please Kari. Earlier today, while shopping at Savers, I purchased an extraordinary sweatshirt. It is black and covered with elephants skateboarding on peanut-shaped skateboards. With a little help from my sister's scissors I made the sweatshirt into a tanktop with matching legwarmers. I knew Kari would apperciate my ridiculous ensemble and was very excited to show it off to her when we met up at the bar. Unfortunately after waiting an hour and a half past our scheduled meeting time, Kari had still not arrived. Luckily I knew a few of the bartenders and was able to get a some free drinks to make my trip to St. Paul worthwhile. I still have not figured out what happened to Kari as I sit here typing in my ingenius, yet underapprecaited outfit. I pray to god that her failure to appear had nothing to do with malicious rodents. I also wonder, do my experiences tonight brand me officailly as a geek? If so, how can I learn to accept impaired my social status?