11.18.2003
So, I won a turkey.
Recently, I had the opportunity to visit the picturesque village of Cotton... twice... in the same week... at night. The vangaurd visit exposed me to the munificence of Wild Angels. Bad-ass Cotton fun.The second visit was a little less "Twin Cities" than the first. I played bingo and won an 11 lb. turkey. For the first time in my life, I have a turkey to call my own. I've read enough Russel Baker and Jean Sheperd to know that this is some kind of milestone.
This Christmas, the Bumpusses get theirs.