Exhausted and mortified...

Well, I think it's a draw. Europe. Panama City, FL. Same thing.

What I did learn is that a vacation is best approached with a "What would Red Foreman do?" attitude. Bearing this in mind, I think Red Foreman would have had a coulple cans of PBR and call people "dumbasses" as they walked by his porch. Redneck chic is in.